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Blac Chyna says her baby news was leaked. For publicity. BY A KARDASHIAN.

In case you slept in this morning, Blac Chyna and Rob Kardashian are pregnant and the world is not dealing with all the excitement.

They revealed the news in the most Kardashian way possible, through a custom made pregnant emoji.

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For anyone who has accidentally watched an episode of ‘Keeping up with the Kardashian’s‘ (or 200), you’d know that Rob has forever been overshadowed by his sisters Kim, Kourtney, Khloe, Kendall and Kylie. He didn’t even get a name beginning with a ‘K’ for goodness sake. What hope did he have?

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Of course the story of his fiancee’s pregnancy is no different.

His relationship with Blac Chyna, 27, has been riddled with controversy from the beginning. The family, particularly mother Kris, have not been openly supportive about the engagement. Kris and Rob are believed to have had an explosive argument shortly after the announcement, with Kris insinuating that Blac might have given him an ultimatum and that’s why “he acted so hastily“.

Rob Kardashian and Blac Chyna. Image via @robkardashian. 

Despite the couple wanting to announce their pregnancy on Mother's Day, the revealing emoji appeared two days earlier.

Chyna's spokesperson then dropped this bombshell on the world (via the Daily Mail): Chyna suspects Rob’s family leaked the news as a way to promote their show Keeping Up With The Kardashians (KUWTK). Because only Chyna's inner circle knew about it, and Rob appears in Sunday’s episode.

"She had that moment stolen from her," her spokesperson said. The spokesperson probably also meant to say that the moment was stolen from Rob, too (spokespeople can be so forgetful)

Those dastardly Kardashians stole their opportunity to capitalise on the birth of a baby. What jerks! To promote their show? How dare they!

To be fair, Chyna is probably right.

Firstly, Kim Kardashian, 35, was the first sister to "like" Rob's photo, meaning of course that she is the most supportive/encouraging/likely be the godmother.

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The annual Kardashian Khristmas Kard. Image via Instagram. 

Next was Kylie Jenner, who has formerly clashed with Blac Chyna. The internet says, however, that they are now best friends. So that's all very nice.

Oh - I hear you ask. But where oh where is Khloe? Well isn't that the million dollar question. And one that we do not yet have the answer to, because despite our numerous calls, she has not yet gotten back to us with a statement. Note: We have not actually called Khloe Kardashian.

Blac is in her second trimester, and has reportedly been experiencing crippling morning sickness.

Blac Chyna and Kylie Jenner being besties. Image via Instagram. 

Let's just take a moment to consider what this announcement will do to the Kardashian family tree.

Ahem.

Firstly, this will be the only baby to carry on the Kardashian name. Yes, you heard right. In Blac Chyna's womb is at least another 3 seasons of KUWTK.

So, Blac Chyna already has a son with Tiga, named King Cairo. Tiga is of course currently dating Kylie Jenner, Rob Kardashian's half-sister, and Blac's new bestie. THUS, ex's could not become brother and sister-in-law. Awkward.

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But there's more. If Kylie and Tyga were to marry, which let's be honest they probably will because it would be great for the KUWTK plot line, Rob and Kylie would share a stepson in King Cairo (Does it say King on his birth certificate?? Is this one name? Is that even legal?). It would also mean that Tyga would be in-laws with his former girlfriend. Again, awkward.

This would also make Tyga the uncle to his ex's child with Rob, who would also be a half-sibling of Tyga's own son.

And what does this all mean?

That there are at least ONE MILLION more seasons of KUWTK to come.