FLUFF: Finally after 5 years of rumours... it's true. She's pregnant.

1. Her bump, her bump, her lovely baby bump.

And now that we’ve got that out of our system, we can tell you that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have announced they are expecting their first child.

The 37-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer Fergie has announced that she is pregnant with her first baby. She and her husband, 40-year-old Josh Duhamel, both tweeted the news.

Fergie tweeted a Photoshopped baby picture of herself and Josh, writing: “Josh & Me & BABY makes three!!! #mylovelybabybump” (For those of you playing along at home, that’s a reference to the Black Eyed Peas song ‘My Humps’.)

Josh sent the same message from his Twitter account.

Flick through the gallery below for other celebrities who have recently made pregnancy announcements:

2. Most new mums are very enthusiastic in their praise and adoration for their offspring but we are thinking maybe Beyonce takes the cake with this revelation about Blue Ivy. Click here to read.

3. Want to look at pictures of hot guys and baby animals? Of course you do. 

Okay, so maybe the choice between attractive men and cute animals isn’t comparable to, say, Sophie’s Choice. But if it were, you needn’t feel morose about the situation anyway – because now there is a website for exactly this scenario. It’s called – yep – Hot Guys and Baby Animals.

Click through the gallery below for examples.

You’re welcome.

4. Lady Gaga hasn’t been able to walk for a week, so she’s introduced her fans to her wheelchair… which she’s named Emma. As you do. 

5. George Clooney allegedly irons his testicles.

Yes. You read that correctly.

The Hollywood heartthrob told Italy’s Max magazine that he had undergone a procedure called “ball ironing” to smooth out the wrinkles on his scrotum.

It would be a sensational story – if it were true. Turns out George Clooney did say those exact words to the journalist – but what isn’t printed is the tongue-in-cheek tone. Gossip Cop reports that Clooney was just joking about his scrotum. Although he did go into quite a bit of detail, for a gag…

“I never fixed my eyes, but I spent more money to stretch the skin of my testicles. I did not like the wrinkles….. It’s a new technique, many people in Hollywood have done it. It’s called ball ironing.”

Smooth, George. Real smooth.

6. Is there anything cuter than the guilty face of a dog whose just eaten ALL the paper-towel? We laughed out loud watching all of these guilty dogs but number 3 was our favourite. Watch it here. 

7. In America, North Carolina state representatives have introduced a new bill. A bill to criminalise nipple slips.

The Huffington Post reports that the legislation, which has been given the exceptionally sexy name of ‘House Bill 34,’ would make it a felony to expose “external organs of sex and of excretion, including the nipple, or any portion of the areola, of the human female breast.”

Low-cut v-necks. Too dangerous. Floaty and sheer summer tops? We feel like even those could be called into question. Sideboob? Heaven forbid, completely out of the question.

But forgive our frivolous tone. Representative Rayne Brown, who co-sponsored the bill, said that it was “really not a laughing matter”.

Brown was provoked to propose the bill by Asheville’s second annual topless protest, which took pace in August last year. The purpose of the event was to promote women’s equality.

So, a law that would diminish a woman’s ownership over her own body has been prompted by an event specifically designed to promote equality between the sexes. Suddenly it seems less amusing.

A “more mundane” exposure of the breasts may only result in a 30-day prison sentence, but if you’re unlucky enough to expose your areola – that could be six months in prison. Six. Months. (And yes, there is an exception for breastfeeding.)

We wonder how North Carolina’s representatives would react to some of these celebrity wardrobe malfunctions? It would certainly offend their delicate southern sensibilities.

8. The worst possible place to make a spelling error would have to be on a billboard, or the name of your business…. Oh no wait. What about on your body? See the full gallery here.