BUMPER FLUFF: Victoria's Secret model shares pregnancy news with a nude shot. Of course.

Doutzen Kroes announces pregnancy with nude Instagram.

Because that’s how we do things now.

Victoria’s Secret supermodel Doutzen Kroes is pregnant with her second child.

And this is how the 29-year-old Dutch babe told the world:

With this caption: “This is not a #throwbackthursday this is now! So happy to share with you that we are expecting.”

Doutzen and her husband, DJ/model Sunnery James got married in 2010, and had their first child, a boy named Phyllon Joy Gorré, in 2011. We’re not sure when she’s due, but we think this baby might just win the genetic lottery…

Channing Tatum: I’m fat and happy

Mega-babe / Magic Mike actor Channing Tatum, 33, told Ellen DeGeneres that he’s “fat and happy” at the moment. And the reason is pretty adorable.

When Ellen teased him about fans asking him to strip down like his character on Magic Mike, he chortled and said: “You definitely don’t want that right now… Right now – what me and my wife like to call it, I am very ‘fappy’. I’m very fat and happy right now … I’ve been working for two straight years, and now it’s some really needed downtime.”

Tatum married his wife, dancer/actress Jenna Dewan Tatum, also 33, in 2009.

By the sounds of it, Jenna keeps Channing modest. He reminisced a little about the days he was declared “Sexiest Man Alive” by People magazine:

“She called me the SMA,” he says. “She’s like, ‘SMA, can you get me coffee?'”

The gorgeous pair have an 8-month-old daughter called Everly. And with a family this lovely to dote on, who has time to prioritise abs?

He’s totally smitten with being a father, and we think that’s gorgeous: “Ah, man. She’s 8 months old now,” says Tatum. “She’s saying ‘Da, da, da, da, da.’ I don’t think she knows what it means just yet, but it doesn’t matter.”

This was the first-ever shot of the Tatum family:

Is Ryan Gosling single?

You’ve got to stop playing games with our hearts.

Are you single? Are you involved? Is Eva Mendes pregnant? Is a Notebook reunion with Rachel McAdams on the cards?

We’re confused. We’re emotionally exhausted. We’re sick of getting our hopes up every time we hear you’re single.

And all we want to know is whether we can start imagining a quiet, beautiful life with you. We’d live in a cottage by the sea, read feminist poetry to each other and make necklaces from sea shells and locks of your golden hair. Is that too much to ask?

This is the latest intel we have, for anyone else interested in Ryan‘s relationship status.

A “source close to the couple” told Perez Hilton: “There is no ill will. Neither is rushing out to date other people right now. They knew it was time to take the next step and get married. But neither was sure they wanted that to happen. They started having problems back in September. They decided to quietly call it off for good around Christmas. They just knew it was time.”

Sigh.

And now, Ryan, we just know it’s time to look through all these photos of you being devastatingly handsome:

Miranda Kerr is the new face of H&M. Poses nude to celebrate.

The Aussie supermodel has confirmed she’ll be the lending her beautiful face to the H&M Spring campaign.

Here’s the glowing 30-year-old celebrating her new gig:

And here she is again.

Only this time, she’s celebrating being the face & body of a clothes line by… posting a topless pic on Instagram.  Oh Miranda, you so funny.

See Rebecca Judd’s baby girl

Billie Kate Judd was born at 12.15pm on Saturday, weighing a healthy 3.3kg.

She’s the first daughter for footballer Chris and blogger Bec Judd. They have a son called Oscar, who’s 2.

Bec shared this image this morning with the caption ‘Morning #Drunk #Motherslove:

And yesterday she shared this beautiful image:

Bec posted this photo to announce the birth, captioned “Princess time”:

Scarlett Johansson is Photoshop’s latest victim

The promo posters for Captain America: The Winter Soldier are here. And predictably, the one female star has been treated differently to the blokes.

Scarlett Johansson, who plays Black Widow, has been given the Photoshop treatment.

Have a look. Things in Hollywood are pretty dire when ScarJo, who is known for her curves, gets thinned down so drastically.

And for more Photoshop fails, which seem to be happening way too often lately:

The Bruno Mars performance that made football kind of interesting.

Turns out Bruno Mars is a spectacular drummer. He opened the superbowl halftime show with a wild drum solo – with 115.3 million people watching. What followed was basically a masterclass in rock/pop/soul stardom, with an ensemble of men in gold blazers and a cameo from Red Hot Chilli Peppers.

Get your dancing shoes and watch it:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c57ZKYoOyUw

Gwyneth Paltrow selling her $13 million house because neighbours hate her

Famous people have ordinary-people feuds as well, apparently.

Lentil soup enthusiast Gwyneth Paltrow and her Coldplay singer husband Chris Martin have been squabbling with their neighbours. And it’s become so bad, the couple have decided to put their  mansion North London suburb of Belsize Park on the market. It’s expected to sell for $13mil.

Some of the family’s neighbours have vented to the Daily Mail about celebrities who renovate: “We have had years of their building works. They have taken down trees so they can park their flash cars in the driveway and they put a huge swimming pool in the back garden.”

Another neighbour said: “The trouble is that it will probably be a similar sort that moves in and we’ll have this all over again.”

The Martins bought the home 10 years ago from Kate Winslet for $4.6 million before buying up two houses next door to create a 33-room mansion.

Perhaps while they’re looking for something else, they can stay at their LA pad.

Helen Mirren remains the absolute best

Dame Helen Mirren, the hottest 68-year-old women in the world, was being honoured at an awards ceremony. Next thing: She’s tweaking on stage.

And it was amazing:

She was at the Harvard’s Hasty Pudding Woman of the Year Ceremony on Thursday. We have no idea what that is, but it sounds delicious.

This woman’s knee looks like Kanye West.

Look, yes. This is ridiculous. We know it.

But also, this lady’s knee really does look like Kanye West.

Can you see it?

Sexiest man alive goes on Sesame Street and it’s adorable.

British actor Benedict Cumberbatch has just found another way to win our hearts.

The star of Sherlock was voted ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ in 2013 by Empire, but we actually prefer his cameo on Sesame Street.

By the way, this video was brought to you by the letter B and C.