The absurd hourly rate Paris Hilton gets paid to DJ in Ibiza.

$374,000 an hour.

That’s how much Paris Hilton gets paid for DJ-ing. Not for flying a space ship. Or inventing a cure for AIDS.

Nope, Paris gets paid $374,000 for playing some music on Ibiza.

PER HOUR. PER HOUR.

Just take that in.

The 33-year-old heiress turned reality star is currently on a two-month DJ tour in Ibiza, where she’s been *cough* working at the club Amnesia.

And in just 4 days she made $2.7 million. Doing this:

That’s why we’ve decided to list a few things you could buy for Paris Hilton’s hourly wage.

1. This brand new 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom house in the outer suburbs of Melbourne

2. Nicky Hilton

Well…maybe.

3. 25 Toyota Yaris’

4. A ticket to space with Richard Branson (and still have $124,000 left over)

5. An appearance from Scott Disick (Kourtney Kardashian’s partner) at your party

6. A ‘Simple Life’ reunion

Hmmm. We wonder what Paris would choose?