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Everything The Bachelor/ettes did this weekend in 8 perfect selfies.

 

Perfection.

This weekend was a mad social whirl for such Bachelor villains as Emily Simms and not-quite-smart-enough to be a Bachelorette villain David Witko.

The pair were a match made at reality-TV heaven, Melbourne nightclub Eve.

David Witko and Emily Simms. Universally derided after their wonderful turns on their respective reality shows. Image via Instagram.

The conversation likely included tips on international modelling, the science of side-boob, and dealing with universal scorn.

Simms was actually the host of the nightclub’s Bachelorette Party, which if you’ll recall, was the gig The Office‘s David Brent resorted to after his own TV demise.

David Witko, Eve Nightclub owner Nick Russian and host Emily Simms. Image via Instagram.

Elsewhere, lovers Sam Wood and Snezana Markoski hung out with Markoski’s daughter Eve at Perth Zoo.

Wood travelled to Markoski’s hometown Perth from Melbourne to spend the weekend with the woman he chose above all others, or at least, above 20 others.

Snezana, daughter Eve and Sam Wood. Image via Instagram.

The couple seemed to be having a lovely time in sunny Perth and Eve pulled excellent photo faces.

Eve bringing excellent photo-face. Image via Instagram.

Also enjoying sunny weather were a number of rejected Bachelorettes.

Apparently the best place to go to lick your wounds is Bali, where runner-up Lana was hanging out in a startling array of bikinis.

Lana is telling us something. Image via Instagram.

Also there, but perhaps not hanging with intruder Lana were Sarah, Reshael, Jessica and Tessa along with some hipster guy in tiny shorts and requisite hipster tatts and beard. He’s definitely paleo. You can tell.

Sarah, Reshael, Jessica and Tessa with a muscly hipster. Image via Instagram.

Nina decided the most appropriate place to discuss unwanted body hair was Instagram. “Thanks to Sheree and some laser hair removal my weekend has started as smooth as a baby’s bottom,” she overshared.

Nina’s body is now smooth and hair-free, FYI. Image via Instagram.

Meanwhile, Australia’s sweetheart Sam Frost is giving nothing away.

The only men she’s been hanging out with (a lot) are her two younger brothers, confirming that she is adorable and probably a really excellent big sis.

Sam Frost and her little bros. Image via Instagram.

Did you spot a Bachelor/ette contestant out and about this weekend?