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Tristan Thompson posts first Instagram since cheating, fans promptly roast him.

Remember that time Tristan Thompson cheated on Khloe Kardashian as she was, maybe, three days from giving birth?

Remember how he just sort of… ghosted the world, ignoring the furore as if it all never happened?

Well, never fear, because Thompson’s here, and with him comes his very first Instagram since the entire saga (which included, among other things, welcoming an entire child into the world).

So, what did he have to say for himself? Basketball things, of course.

“WHAT AN ATMOSPHERE IN THE Q!! GREAT WIN #OnToTheNextOne,” he wrote on the platform beside a photo of himself with a basketball. (Note: by ‘basketball’, we don’t mean child. We really just mean basketball.)

The comment section, as always, was a dream:

“When you win a game and forget you have a daughter.”

Who else you going to go impregnate and then leave?! #OnToTheNextOne

On to the next one? That’s the same thing you gone say when @khloekardashian leave you.

In an interview with Ellen last week, Kim Kardashian was the first in the family to address the scandal.

“Poor Khloe. I don’t even know how to describe it besides it’s just so f**ked up,” she said.

“We really were rooting for Khloe and we still are. She’s so strong and she’s doing the best that she can. It’s a really sad situation all over.

“I kind of made this rule with my brother. If there’s a baby involved, I’m going to keep it cute and classy and try not to say anything negative because one day True is going to see this. It’s just so messed up.”

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