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An investigation into Ariana Grande’s engagement to her boyfriend of three weeks.

All signs point towards the fact that Ariana Grande is engaged to Saturday Night Live’s Pete Davidson.

Yes, the same Pete Davidson she’s been dating for about three weeks.

Yes, the same Pete Davidson she became Instagram official with on May 30.

Yes, that was 12 days ago. Not that the timeline should matter, we’re just trying to give you all the facts.

According to US Weekly, the couple “were telling people that they’re engaged” at Robert Pattinson’s birthday party on the weekend.

And if it happened at the really pale guy from Twilight’s birthday party… it must be true.

So far their relationship has been brief and, erm, cloudy.

To bring you up to speed, I’ve fully investigated every step of their relationship and every lil’ cloud clue they’ve left along the way.

Here’s my very serious cloud-themed investigation:

May 12: Ariana attended the Saturday Night Live after-party. She was later photographed with a cloud phone cover that looked suspiciously like Pete Davidson’s phone cover.

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May 14: Ariana posts an Instagram photo with a little cloud emoji.

☁️

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May 16: Pete Davidson announces that he has broken up with his longtime girlfriend, Cazzie David.

May 17: Pete Davidson posts a photo on Instagram. On his middle finger is a familiar looking cloud outline.

still trash

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May 18: Ariana and Pete start liking each other’s posts on Instagram.

May 20: Pete is caught hanging around Ariana and her entourage at the Billboard Music Awards. Fans then discover a matching cloud tattoo on Ariana’s finger.

May 30: Pete posts a full photo of them together… in Hogwarts attire… with their cloud tattoos.

the chamber of secrets has been opened …

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June 2: Pete gets two new tattoos. One is Grande’s iconic bunny ears mask from her Dangerous Woman cover. Another is a simple “AG”.

Coincidence? I think not.

June 9: Ariana is now posting a lot about Pete.


June 11: Reports start circulating that Ariana and Pete (and their clouds) are engaged.

Case closed. They are most definitely (probably) engaged.