We open on Bernard Tomic, who has a plan.
A very naughty one.
You see, it’s the Australian Open. He lost in the first round which is not ideal. But he doesn’t want anyone to know he lost.
That’s when he decides it is time to create a diversion.
The kind of diversion we’ve all used at some point or another.
A Lleyton-Hewitt-kind-of-diversion.
Hewitt, 36, used to play professional tennis for Australia, and is now the captain of the Australian Davis Cup team.
He’s also married to Bec Hewitt who we like very much, especially because of that song she released in 2003 when she was still ‘Bec Cartwright’ called ‘All Seats Taken’.
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I saw Clare, completely enthralled by her phone, crossing Wattle St yesterday.
Didn't shout out, because, you know, completely strange man in car bellowing at twenty-something girl about pedestrian safety is never going to be all that seemly.
"Stephens, you write good, but make better goddamn choices while crossing the city's busy roads. Totally telling your Mum!"
An accurate description of these toddlers and their tanties. Thanks ladies