Harry Styles kissed Lorde at the ARIAs and precisely no one is coping.

On Tuesday night, the Australian music industry gathered in a large room for the 2017 ARIA awards.

Among the crazy naked dresses, lots of fake tan and surprise fake boyfriend appearances, some people won things for, you know, being really good at their jobs.

One of those people was Harry Styles.

But if we may speak candidly, no one really remembers, nor cares about what he won or why. Because on his way up to the stage to accept his ARIA award for Best International Act, he did a thing.

THIS THING.

.@Harry_Styles makes a detour to give @lorde two kisses on his way to the #ARIAs stage… pic.twitter.com/t9AHc3HBEq

— Lorde_fix ???? (@Lorde_fix) 28 November 2017

After footage of the former One Direction singer legit stopping to kiss New Zealand’s top export, Lorde, not once, BUT TWICE on the cheek, Twitter promptly lost it’s mind.

Like this lady who apparently aged three decades in less than three seconds…

not to be dramatic but harry kissing and hugging lorde on his way to receive his award just added 30 years to my life

— carol (@fleetwodstyles) 28 November 2017

… and this person who made up a whole new word for when your brain does not compute.

HE KISSED LORDE HELLOOYLGK pic.twitter.com/uTX5c3rFcQ

— whew mahitha loves harry styles (@figstyles) November 28, 2017

Or this person who points out Harry Styles is bringing chivalry back from it’s cold grave…

LORDE BE GETTING TWO KISSES FROM HARRY I AM DEAD WHAT A GENTLEMAN #ARIAs

— j e s s i c a ; (@flowrcrownbands) 28 November 2017

… And Isabella here, who is 100 per cent not jealous. At all.

An actual gif of me when @Harry_Styles hugged @lorde when he got up to receive his award at @ARIA_Official. pic.twitter.com/3rkwOVU554

— Isabella Moore (@isabellaamoore) 28 November 2017

The duo also have a couple name now, in case you were wondering what to refer to them as in casual conversation…

HORDE ????????????????

— kiwi (@sat4nn) 28 November 2017

… Because you’ll be talking about it, coz it’s the most important thing to happen this year according to this guy.

THIS IS THE MOST ICONIC THING OF 2017!!!!!!????????????????????????????????????????

— Adrian Diamønd (@AdrianDiamondx) 28 November 2017

Jules noted that Harry and Lorde coming together would be a holy matrimony of hipster goodness…

ive been watching harry styles kiss lorde’s cheek all morning this is like watching the hipster stars appear next to the hipster moon

— jules (@fiImkid) 28 November 2017

… one mate even compared it to THE ROYAL ENGAGEMENT.

I guess the excitement I feel about @Harry_Styles and @lorde kissing at @ARIA_Official tonight is how most people feel about the royal engagement.

— Isabella Moore (@isabellaamoore) November 28, 2017

Then, someone remembered Taylor Swift exists. So… does this go against girl code?

I’m confused. I thought Lorde was Team Swift. Did she just burn her bff? Why is everyone happy about this?

— Ssh! I’m a juror (@sneakyjuror) November 28, 2017

Also, this person reckons even though she didn’t take home any awards, Lorde was the real winner of the night.

@Harry_Styles congratulations on kissing @lorde TWICE. You’re so lucky

— Nic (@omgstagram) November 28, 2017

This guy is thinking long term…

imagine a harry+lorde duet pic.twitter.com/yfQ8lzi9fI

— ????✨ (@wakelouisup) November 28, 2017

… And we leave you with a very stern warning for Harry.

why you be kissing my girl lorde huh @Harry_Styles what are your intentions she is a beautiful masterpiece not to be fooled with stylez ok

— Amanda Vi (@averagehope) November 28, 2017

That is all.

We lie. Here’s a gallery of the best ARIA 2017 red carpet looks to keep you going…