We need to talk about The Hot Purple Wiggle.

Right now, Australia is losing its s**t over John Pearce. 

Not for his career-defining dance skills, his time in one of the country's biggest entertainment troops, or because he's one part of The Wiggles – arguably the biggest children's music group in the world.

It's for one reason and one reason only:

He is extremely hot. 

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The Purple Wiggle joined the child entertainment group in 2021 and over the last year and a bit, he's gone viral a fair few amounts of times with his grown-up fans for looking very, very good. 

And while most Australians have been aware since 2011 who exactly John Pearce is (thanks to his stint in Justice Crew), the world has now come to know him as Big Strong John and one-eighth of The Wiggles. Of course, in recent months Big Strong John has taken on a whole other meaning with his newer and much older audience on TikTok...

Over on the app, he wears a lot less and flexes a little more. In one video, he joked about switching from 'Everyday John' to 'John Wiggle' and racked up four million views in the process. 

The comments were as horny as you might imagine, with many reading along the lines of, "My daughter is over The Wiggles but it still plays on my TV often".

And yes, the actual clip is just as sensational as you might have hoped it would be. 

@johnadamopearce Excuse me brah! Everyday John vs John Wiggle 😂 #fyp #excusemebruh #zoolander #thewiggles #2023bride ♬ Excuse me BRUHH - Castro🇭🇹

We first met Big Strong John in 2011 along with a few others – including his brother, Len Pearce – when they tried out for Australia's Got Talent. They were part of the iconic dance and music group Justice Crew that would go on to release several bops including 'Boom Boom', 'Everybody' and 'Que Sera'. 

Together they'd made tracks that played in clubs, at school discos and were blasted on repeat at local shopping centres.

And just in case you forgot how much influence Justice Crew actually had back in the 2010s, let us remind you that they were not only nominated for eight ARIA Music Awards but also got to tour internationally with Chris Brown, Janet Jackson, One Direction, Kesha and Pitbull. 

Justice Crew, 2012. Image: Getty.

We didn't hear much from Big Strong John again until 2021 when it was announced he was one of four new members to join The Wiggles. It was admittedly a decision made in an effort to diversify the Australian children's group.

And we weren't complaining.

"I’d been thinking about it for the last couple of years and there’s no better time than now," The Wiggles' founding member Anthony Fields said at the time. "Morally we have to do this. I looked around the world and I thought: 'We have to reflect our audience'. Our audience is not just one culture, we want children to see a mirror of themselves. I hope people, mums, and dads as well, will feel included."

Listen to Mamamia Out Loud, hosted by Jessie Stephens, Mia Freedman and Claire Murphy, as they discuss the hot Purple Wiggle. Post continues after audio. 

His return to the spotlight surprised even the most unruffled of us in a big way but it was welcomed warmly. Because there's not much more we love than a man who is humble, good with children and is also Big and Strong™.

If you're wondering if he is aware of the online 'chatter' surrounding him, the answer is... yes. 

"It's really cool, and some of the followers don't even have kids," he joked with NBC News. "And they're saying it's given them a reason to start families because they want to watch The Wiggles, which is all great."

And as for whether he's looking for his Mrs Purple? 

We hate to break it to you, but he married his long-term partner, Jess Pearce, in 2019. And they're very much in love, thank you very much. 

Guess we'll just keeping ogling his TikToks from a polite distance then.

Feature Image: The Wiggles/Instagram @johnpearce.