@mamamia-user-405278599 porn made me feel better about my vulva than before it was readily available. then it was only anatomy books, where it was shown as perfectly symmetrical and pink. the porn available online shows a wide variety of vulvas. 

Because Tom was dealing with an aggressive paparazzi and Chappell is picking on a normal red carpet photographer just trying to do his job (a job he was invited to attend by the event organizers and required to attend by his boss).