I give it 6 months. 

I know one day our sex life will resume. I have no doubt. But it's definitely on hiatus and I'm okay with that.

You have a child. This is so incredibly inappropriate to talk about online. 

Em can get over it. All Celeste is doing is highlighting the fact that most women don't look like her and any regular woman on the street is going to look ridiculous posing the way the models do.