It’s a unique kind of torture being stuck in a conversation you don’t want to be in. When your drink is full in your hand, so you can’t excuse yourself in the name of a refill. And your last trip to the bathroom did nothing to deter this particular person from approaching you and resuming the conversation, “oh, as I was saying before”.
Except it’s not a conversation. It’s a one-sided waterfall of words and stories from their mouths into your too-polite-to-tell-them-to-shut-up-ears. And a broken record of “hmms”, nods and “really?” from you.
Such a lack of self-awareness is shared by one group of people: the non-askers.
These are the people who, as Hattie Crisell so eloquently describes on The Pool “entirely lack curiosity about the rest of the world, but deeply enjoy talking about themselves”.
We all know people like this. They are the most selfish people in the room.
They never ask any questions. They don’t want to know how you are. What you might be interested in. Even what your name is.
But, after 27 minutes of ‘conversation’, you are bound to know everything about them.
How important their job is. How fantastic they are as a partner. How great they are in bed. How they’ve recently taken up the hobby of decoupage. That they don’t entirely agree with the gay marriage plebiscite protests but they feel as if they’re in the minority. That “did you know there was an app that could tell you where you parked your car, just in case you forget, and it changed my life?”
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I love the talking people. I hate being questioned.
I don't believe it is selfishness in all situations. I've never been an "asker". I get anxious in social situations where I don't know people and am not good at small talk - I'd rather the floor swallowed me. I have improved with age, but it's still a struggle. But I'm also not comfortable in asking people about themselves - even good friends - I feel like I'm being too personal, or being nosy. I just hope they use conversation gaps as an opportunity to talk about themselves, and open up a topic, because I'm always worried if I ask them something they don't want to discuss, they'll won't be comfortable. I realise that would sound strange to people - my husband worked in sales for years and can make an artform of drawing people out, and he struggles to understand why that makes me cringe. I do know people who talk endlessly about themselves, in every situation, not just socially, but sometimes a person chooses not to be an "asker" for reasons other than selfishness and conceit.
I am exactly the same in regards to asking questions which may seem too personal..
I'm an introvert and find it hard to speak to someone in social situations. I don't ask questions because I don't care about the answer and think you are merely a blimp in my life, hence why do I need to make small talk?
Small talk = Horrible for me.
YES. I am this person but it is totally anxiety and a complete inability to understand how to relate to others or misplaced identifying. I talk and talk and talk I then go home and beat myself up for 12 hours about what a self-centred, obnoxious dick I am (or seem).