I’ve been single for… well, let’s just say it’s been a really long time.
Which pretty much means I’ve been asked, “Why are you still single?” more times than I can actually count. Seriously, I don’t think numbers actually go up that high.
The last person to ask me this question was my Uber driver. I’m not even kidding.
“I know, right? I’m awesome!” was my response.
But seriously, can we all please agree to stop asking single people why they’re actually single?
It’s a bit like asking why Donald Trump is such a d*ck. No one actually knows. He just is.
I mean, it’s not like I go out of my way to be single. It’s not like I’ve been living my life swerving relationships like you would puppies on the road.
Also, why are there puppies on the road? Are dog owners really that irresponsible?
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I’m 29, I’ve been single for five years and no one has ever asked me that. I can only assume that is either because a) the answer is obvious (too much of a an arse for example) or b) it’s clear to everyone that I’m independent and happy as I am. Couldn’t tell you which one it is.
Yep and if you do marry the next question is when are you having a baby and once that is ticked off when are you having your second? Are you going to try for a boy/girl? It never stops.