Chrissy Teigen has just blown the lid on all things celebrity.

Oh, Chrissy Teigen. If there isn’t a currently reigning Queen of Twitter, we give you the crown. Consider this your coronation.

The model-turned-TV-host has answered a series of fan questions via the site, and we’re loving that she’s totally lifting the curtain on all things celeb.

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Are you staring at your ceiling late night wondering if the Illuminati is real? Or how celebrities get paid? Or whether all that celebrity drama is actually real?

Fear not: Chrissy Teigen’s got you covered.

The 30-year-old mum has been answering fan questions with reckless abandon for days, so we’ve collected our favourite answers of the bunch. Don’t say we don’t look after you.

Question: Is celeb drama staged most of the time?

No. It’s a combo of having more dramatic drama and loving drama https://t.co/ZRsgtbGl14

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Question: How tense does it get at award shows when the host makes an ill-conceived joke about a celeb who’s in the audience?

I dunno I’m drunk https://t.co/UuvtfrqZWH — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Question: What’s the number one perk of being a celebrity?

No waiting https://t.co/Qef8EGTulh

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Question: How many people do you know are part of the Illuminati?

Zero. I thought when I married john he would have to tell me https://t.co/RELvCZfPwU — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Question: Do famous people have to play along when their celeb friends are in a publicity stunt relationship? Do they get paid too?

I’ve only known one person to do this and I found out after. I think it happens less than we think? https://t.co/7TTuFHJaM4

— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Question: Do celebs have like a group chat and when shit happens it’s just like “oh mcSHITTTTT MAN”

Y e p https://t.co/QcBUVU9tzf — christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) July 19, 2016

Never change, Chrissy. Never change.