I'm convinced that no one has ever told Kanye West about the existence of Barbie.
Or Bratz. Or even Polly bloody Pocket.
This man doesn't seem to know about dolls. Somehow, he's gone through his 44 years of life without coming across these very well-known toys, which is a shame because I believe he would like them very much.
This must also mean Kanye West has never heard the legendary 1997 single by Danish pop group Aqua. The biggest travesty of all.
My hypothesis is such because if he had heard of dolls, surely he would channel his love for dress-ups towards those, instead of taking over the wardrobes of real-life women he likes the look of. Idk, it just seems like the easier option?
The thing is, Kanye (who now goes by just Ye, FYI, because of course) has a habit of treating his partners like living, breathing dolls. They're his fashion puppets, whose strings are pulled so they automatically shun large sunglasses and include Balenciaga in every outfit.
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