I can totally relate to this. My Mother in Law (who is generally awesome) will call me 5-6 times a day for a solid week when she does her Christmas shopping. These are not short conversations as she talks me through every toy on the shelf. I know she just wants to find the perfect gift but it's just too much when I am overwhelmed with decisions and by everyday parenting, as you have so eloquently and humorously outlined above!
I love this. Anyone who has maintained a long relationship knows that the path is not straightforward and that there are many segues and indiscretions that need discussion and forgiveness. Thanks for sharing your story.