I still remember the first moment I saw you.
You were watching a press conference in a locker room, and I was eating chips on the couch.
You yelled, "Oi, if I don't hear silence, I'll start punching d*cks" and I thought how efficient.
This is not a man who minces his words.
I liked your strong eyebrows and your stern look, which constantly reminded people you were fully prepared to punch d*cks at any given moment.
I was intrigued.
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I soon discovered your name was Roy Kent, and you were a football player for Richmond FC. You were mad because Ted Lasso, a man you liked to refer to as "Ronald F**king McDonald" had just been appointed to coach your team.
You knew Ted Lasso knew nothing about the game and that he would never even dream of punching someone in the d*ck. And that seemed odd to you.
Ted was the sun to your moon, a man who saw the good in everyone and everything.