While we were busy deciding what to watch on Stan this weekend, and if it was acceptable to order UberEats for dinner… again, two-year-old Stormi Webster enjoyed a birthday party more extravagant than all of ours put together.
We thought Stormi’s first birthday was wild enough, but ‘Stormi World’ was back for a second year and we simply must talk about it.
We’re pretty sure two-year-olds would be happy with fairy bread and a bouncy castle, but we shouldn’t be surprised the daughter of reality star and beauty mogul Kylie Jenner and rapper Travis Scott had an actual theme park made for her birthday (for the second year running).
Kylie, Travis and guests sing Happy Birthday to Stormi. Post continues below video.
It definitely would’ve cost more money than we’ve all earned, collectively, in our lives but for some reason we can’t help but find the whole thing a bit… scary.
First of all, to enter the party, guests needed to enter through a ginormous Stormi head. It’s a nod to Scott’s Astroworld album cover, but that doesn’t make it any less bonkers.
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I've just found out now this child exists, wish I hadn't.
I'm exhausted just looking at this grotesque nonsense. It's a feeling vaguely reminiscent of the 3rd day after Xmas when your stomach hurts from over indulgence and you want nothing but fresh fruit for a month. An unclean excess that's been nothing but bad for you. Only this is wiring a child's brain to never be able to enjoy the equivalent of fresh fruit, never have a moment of simple, gentle fun, to imagine she's the equivalent of the hysterical narcissist Dumpy Trumpy by the time she's prep age. Not to mention for her 16th the theme will have to be world domination so she feels relevant. It's not often I feel actual pity for the nauseatingly wealthy, but there's nothing here that sparks envy, just sadness.
Sweet, I sent Kylie a copy of 'How to raise a Narcissist for Dummies" and she has REALLY run with it.