Two weeks ago, a Vanity Fair article titled “The Coast of Utopia” dissected the lives of a group of Byron Bay mums, who referred to themselves as ‘murfers’ (mum-surfers). They’re described by author Carina Chocano as “a cross-tagging, cross-promoting, mutually amplifying, audience-sharing group of friends living, loving, working and posting aspirational lifestyle content in a highly Instagrammable paradise”.
I’m launching a brand new social media platform for Mums who aren’t good looking. Mums with shitty lives no one wants. Mums like you and me. Mums who have unattractive or surly kids with bland names and no social skills. Mums who don’t have husbands, or if they do they’re tradies, or they gamble, or they earn a minimum wage.
This is a social media platform for Mums who have to work. They don’t get to stay home and take pictures of themselves being Mums because they’re only ever home in the early morning or at the end of the day because they’ve got a shit job.
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I personally don’t mind the Murfers. They have good points- none look fake and none look botoxed or filleted to the hilt which is a nice change.
They seem like great friends which is nice- women who support each other. They support small, starter women’s businesses, they make environmental choices.
My only issue is the use of their kids in their businesses while simultaneously being screen free.
There are worse things then linen. I thought it was a rather mean article as they obviously trusted this woman.
I know this is a jokey account to counteract the perfect insta mum world, but I really would just love a middle-ground between the wealthy/vegan/antivaxxer/organic/sahm crowd, and the “wine o’clock” mums who think it’s cute to talk about how drunk they get due to parenting and practically hate motherhood and their kids.
Serious question: can you not meet normal, sane people like that in real life? Why do you need to find that online? I get why people subscribe to the "extreme" bloggers, because they are considered "aspirational" (cringe) or someone you hate-follow or pity or whatever - either way, those chicks are not the type of person you'd usually want to hang around with IRL (unless it was as a joke or a dare). But those middle-ground folk: wouldn't it be far more productive to simply make friends with those types of people, rather than seeking a "relationship" with them through the internet?
I think that is 90% of mothers, but we are so boring that no one would want to read an article about us!